Kimmel Mocks Trump $5,000 Dividend, Don Jr. Wedding, RFK Jr. Claims
The monologue opens with Usha Vance's diaper bank awareness video repurposed for jokes about Trump and Vance. It then attacks Republican avoidance of impeachment votes, Trump's $5,000 'dividend' proposal for adults if Republicans win midterms, and claims of election interference. Segments cover a GAO report on $9.5B paid to federal workers on leave under DOGE, the return of New World screwworms to Texas linked to program defunding, Trump's dispute with a judge over naming the Kennedy Center, Don Jr.'s wedding partially funded by Russian oligarch Umar Kremlev, Kash Patel's Senate hearing on FBI hiring rules including bestiality, RFK Jr. crediting Trump for obesity declines, and Guillermo Rodriguez's low-scoring but popular Dancing with the Stars debut.
Source: Jimmy Kimmel Live